I was having a conversation with a
friend acquaintance the other day about his tinder pursuits, when this friend asshat revealed an astounding insight I have until this point been unaware of: "all girls who use tinder are dirty."
As anticipated, my mind was BLOWN. How had I tolerated this person and sustained such an amicable friendship? Coming to my senses, I swiftly responded: "Yeah! Those dirty bitches! YOU deserve better!"